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golgothasTerror [GT] joined chat Shipping Inspector [SI] joined chat SI: FREEZE! SI: SHIPS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! NOW! GT: What?! GT: I dont have ships! SI: DON'T PLAY ROLES WITH ME, YOUNG LADY. SI: WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE. GT: AHHH GT: HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! SI: Imaaaaginaaaaation~ GT: I have all the ships. SI: List 'em off so I can inspect them vigorously. GT: I just said all of them. GT: EVERY GT: SINGLE GT: ONE. SI: THAT IS TOTALLY ILLEGAL. SI: HOMESTUCK IS NOT AN ORGY YOUNG LADY! GT: IM USING MY IMAGINATION. SI: NO IMAGINATION ALLOWED! GT: But you. GT: YOU. GT: YOUUUUUUUUU. SI: *Shipping Inspector used POLICE

gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat The Sufferer [CG] joined chat GC: WHO 4R3 YOU >:? CG: I AM THE SUFFERER CG: AND CURRENTLY CG: I AM SUFFERING PANTS GC: WH4T CG: THEY PULLED MY PANTS UP TO MY SHOULDERS CG: I HAVE NO ARMS NOW GC: C4NT YOU JUST L1K3... CG: I AM COMPLETELY AT THE NONEXISTENT MERCY OF MY OWN TROUSERS GC: SH1MMY OUT OF TH3 P4NTS? CG: YES BUT THERES CG: THERES PEOPLE HERE GC: GO SOM3WH3R3 W1THOUT P3OPL3 TH3N! CG: I CANT GC: HOW COM3 CG: ITS A FUCKED UP FORM OF TORTURE GC: DO YOU D3S3RV3 TO B3 TORTUR3D CG: WELL IF YOU ASK ME I WOULD SAY NO NOT REALLY CG: BUT ITS A FUCKED UP SOCIETY I LIVE IN CG: I MEAN GC: 1 C

> Be John Your name is John Egbert. You are currently working in the kitchen of a small restaurant, washing dishes. It's almost closing time, and you still have about five thousand dishes left to do. You hear the owner yelling at someone. "I'm sick of your attitude! You can stay after closing and wash all those dishes!!!" A few seconds later, a boy about the same age as you walked through the door with his hands in his pockets. You giggled goofily. "Sheesh, Dave. What did you do?" you ask. Dave maintains his pokerface as he rolls up his sleeves and picks up a disgusting dish rag and plate. "I was just being ironic, like usual." You snort

golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] GT: Hello! TT: Hey. TT: What's up, English? GT: Not much. GT: I just have a cold. TT: A cold? Man, are you alright? GT: Of course! It takes more than a cold to take down an adventurer! TT: Okay, but I'm still kind of worried about you. TT: I can program Brobot to look after you or something. GT: Thank you, strider. TT:  It's easy enough when i have access to his software. GT: Really, im fine. TT: Dude, don't lie to me. TT: Get yourself to bed. GT: I cant adventure while lying in bed! TT: You'll get ill if you go on any stupid ass adventure, English. TT: Go.